Things to do when u are (doing nothing) in the office...

If you find it very boring in the office, here are some tips:
1. Form a detective agency to find out who is quitting next.
2. Make blank calls to your Boss.
3. Rearrange the furniture, i.e. flick someone else's chair just to irritate him/her.
4. Watch other people changing their facial ex-pressions while working and try changing your ex-pressions also.
5. Make faces at strangers in office.
6. Have a two hour lunch; it's a big social occasion.
7. Learn to whistle.
8. Practice aiming the coffee cup into the dustbin.
9. Compile "How to waste your day"
10. Pick up phone and dial non-existing nos.
11. Have work breaks in between tea.
12. Count maximum no of applications your computer can open at time.
13. For Win NT/95 users....Move things to Recycle bin and restore them..Then repeat this process.
14. Look at someone & try to imagine how(s) he/she might have looked when(s) he/she was 5 years old.
15. Read jokes and send jokes.

and the most important
16. Make full use of the comfortable chair and table provided and take a nap.