Pond ! Chipkali ! Railway ! Hairs

Q - In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level of the pond increases. How?

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A - The other 9 fish are crying.................


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Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) : Phulwa, RaamPyaari, RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri were crawling on the wall when all of a sudden, Phulwa started to sing a song. The moment Phulwa stopped singing the song, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri fell down from the wall !!!... WHY ???
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coz, they all started clapping !!!!
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A railway station beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question?















"So, which platform are you working on?"



*****************************-************************* Question: Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each other and want to get married, but cannot. Why?



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Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal.