Thursday, July 12, 2007

Enjoy this ......Quotes

ORIGINAL QUOTE
If you love someone, Set him free... If he comes back, he's yours, If he doesn't, he never was....


THE NEW VERSIONS.....

Pessimist
If you love someone, Set him free... If he ever comes back, he's yours, If he doesn't, as expected, he never was.
Optimist

If you love someone, Set him free... Don't worry, he will come back.
Suspicious

If you love someone, Set him free... If he ever comes back, ask him why.
Impatient

If you love someone, Set him free... If he doesn't come back within some time forget him.
Patient

If you love someone, Set him free... If he doesn't come back, continue to wait. until he comes back...
Playful

If you love someone, Set him free... *If he comes back, and if you love him still, set him free again, repeat*
Animal-Rights Activist

If you love someone, Set him free, In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers

If you love someone, Set him free, Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...
Bill Gates

If you love someone, Set him free, If he comes back, I think we can charge him for re-installation fees but tell him that he's also going to get an upgrade.
Biologist

If you love someone, Set him free, He'll evolve.
Statisticians

If you love someone, Set him free, If he loves you, the probability of him coming back is high If he doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.
Over possessive person

If you love someone, don't set him free.
HR specialist

If you love someone, set him free by offering him VRS and other benefits. Then outsource him!!!

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