Juggler and the cop ...

On the way to a show, a juggler is stopped by the police.

“What are those big knives doing in your car?” asks the officer.

“I use them in my act.”

“Oh, yeah?” says the doubtful cop. “Let’s see.” The juggler starts tossing and catching the deadly blades.

“Thank God,” says a passing driver to his passenger, “I’m glad I quit drinking and driving. Look at the test they’re giving you now.”

Thanks elamurugumba