One-liners that make you THINK

Yesterday is experience, tomorrow is hope and today is getting from one to the other.
You never realize what a poor loser you are until you start dieting.
Laughter is the jam on the toast of life.
The proof in the pie is the amount of crust that is eaten.
Life is like a buffet - some things may not be great, but there's plenty of it.
A sure sign of age is when you hear "snap, crackle and pop" and it isn't coming from your cereal. Love is the most important ingredient in any dish.
The optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist sees the hole.
Ideas are a dime a dozen. People who put them into action are priceless.
Not only is a woman's work never done, the definition keeps changing.
What we have in our hearts shows on our faces.
Spring is the glorious season when you shovel the last of the snow and vacuum up the last of the Christmas tree needles.
Opportunity may knock three times, but it will sneak right in if you leave the door open.
The quickest way to make a tossed salad is to feed vegetables to an 18-month-old child.
The secret to enjoying life is to be thankful for what each day brings.
Potential has a short shelf life.
No person is lonely while eating spaghetti- it requires so much attention
If at first you don't succeed, try reading the directions.
Remember when health foods were whatever your mom told you to eat - or else?
With small children at the table, you get used to whining and dining.
Good cooks never lack friends.

Thanks Sunayna