Get your own dirt !

A man prayed to God and asked if he could speak with Him.

God answered the man and asked him what the problem was.

The man said "God i just wanted to let you know, that we don't need you anymore" God said" oh really , why do you say that?"

" Well" the man said "we have technology and we have law, order,we even clone people now. So we don't need you, thanks , but your services are no longer required."

"Well" God said " you have a very convincing arguement.but tell me, can you create a man from the dust of the earth?"

"With the right technology i believe i could." the man answered.

" O.K. " God said."Then ill tell you what, if you can make a man out of dirt , ill leave mankind alone. Deal?"

The man replied "great! Ill get started right now."

and the Lord said "wait a minute, get your own dirt".

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