Santa Banta

Titanic was sinking. An Englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards !

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Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators.

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How did Santa tried to x-x-/ a bird?? He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.

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Santa: I have swallowed a Kay. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

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Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****. Santa: U r wrong. It's 1394.

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Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister ."

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Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.

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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

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Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else? .

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Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why? Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

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Santa and Banta went for a drive. Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not? Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"

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Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously... Finally, Santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.

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Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home . The steering, dash board, gears of car have been stolen. After sometime he calls again: I am coming , earlier I sat on the back seat.

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Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for beer hunting..
They were quite successful in their hunting and got 6 big beers.. The pilot came back, as arranged, to pick them up.
They started loading their lagguage into the plane, including the six beers. But the pilot objected and he said, "The plane can only take four of your beers, you will have to leave two behind." They argued with him, the year before they had shot six and the pilot had allowed them to put all aboard. The plane was the same model and capacity. The pilot finally permitted them to put all six aboard. But when they attempted to take off and leave the valley, the little plane could not make it and they crashed into the trees.Climbing out of the helicopter, one hunter said to the other, "Do you know where we are?" "I think so," replied the other hunter.

I think this is about the same place where we landed last