Fun Fun Fun

Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.
Man : Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.
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What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE ?
In both case you feel "aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta"
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Ek admi sadhu se bola, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu bola, saale, upay hota to mai sadhu kyu banta?
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Man runs home yelling: Pack your bags honey. I just won the 10 Million lotto.
Wife : Do I pack for the beach or mountains ?
Man : Who cares ? Just pack and get lost !
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I wrote your name on sand, it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
I wrote your name on my heart,
And I got a heart attack.

Thanks Manjunath.T
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God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi.
He saw me in dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.