Sick Leave

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would notallow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then hewould tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside down on theceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker asked me what I was doing. Itold her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss wouldthink I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What are youdoing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for acouple of days." I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker followed me, the Boss asked her, "And where do you thinkyou're going?" (You're gonna love this.....) She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark."

Thanks to Ms. Soujanya